Svetlana
Svetlana

Genre

Comedy

First Aired

May 27, 2010

2010

Svetlana

 

Network: HDNet

Status: Continuing

Synopsis

Sharp, no-nonsense, acerbic, loving and generous, Svetlana is a woman of indeterminate age (between 30 and 50, she'll never tell) who landed in Minnesota from the USSR years ago as a mail-order bride. She quickly left her humdrum life and milquetoast husband, Steve, for a life of edge and passion on the streets of Los Angeles -- pursuing her version of the American dream -- opening a brothel that caters to high end clients. And with that was born "St Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure."

Seasons

  • 1
  • 2

Me Love You a Decent Amount of Time

Episode 1

An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws... Read more

Narnia

Episode 2

Svetlana gets framed for her former driver's murder and gets... Read more

Water-Board Certified

Episode 3

Vlad gets kidnapped on suspicion of spying. Svetlana gains weight... Read more

Amerimorphation

Episode 4

Svetlana goes undercover as an American to score a coveted... Read more

Corkage Fee

Episode 5

Svetlana's breast implants begin to leak. Read more

Mom! Dad!

Episode 6

Marina and Liam get married! Liam's parents object to the... Read more

Milking It

Episode 7

Svetlana adopts a baby from Haiti who turns out to... Read more

Cookies And Cream

Episode 8

While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor,... Read more

Outta Here Like Vladimir

Episode 9

Svetlana tries to move on without Vlad and meets a... Read more

Yearning For Zionism

Episode 10

Svetlana joins a cult. Read more

Bringing Up Baby

Episode 11

When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby,... Read more

Look It!

Episode 12

An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the... Read more

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